Mattress Pads

JD and I sit at the computer, looking at mattress pads online... Earlier, I purchased some mattress pads on target.com, but they never seemed to arrive. We discuss the proper pricing for these items in the following playful conversation:
JD: "See honey, this one only costs 26.00! The ones you picked were 50.00!"
Me: "But the ones I picked were comfortable!"
JD: "The ones you picked had bells on them."
Me: "Well, the other, more expensive mattress pads came with bells and whistles on them, so I compromised with only bells." :)